Sweet little old ladies ...

Yeah, not so much.

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_...r/20060801014709990005?ncid=NWS00010000000001


LOS ANGELES (Aug. 1) - Two women in their 70s were charged Monday with having homeless men killed in hit-and-run car crashes to collect more than $2 million in life insurance.

Olga Rutterschmidt, 73, and Helen Golay, 75, were each charged with two counts of murder and two counts of conspiracy to commit murder for financial gain.


The women befriended the transients, paid for them to stay in apartments and obtained their signatures before taking out three dozen life insurance policies on them, authorities say. They had them killed and then collected while falsely claiming to be relatives, according to the complaint.


What the hell is the world coming to when 70-year-old women are doing this kinda shit?

 

How could whichever insurance company it was not figure out these people were taking out multiple policies?

 

NOBODY will believe how hard I'm laughing right now.

 

Wait till they get some sweet lesbian love in the can.

 

I just threw up in my mouth. :-X Thanks, man.

 

If they're good enough to act like granny droogs, they're old enough to get loved hard by Bubba the enforcer in cell block 8.

 

That explains it. ;D

 

A couple of years ago I was visiting back East and was playing blackjack at Bally's in AC.
An old lady sat down next to me. It's about 9:30 a.m. and she's got a vodka and tonic in front of her.
I was still smoking at the time, and I was about to light up.
I asked the woman: 'Excuse me. Do you mind if I smoke?'
She said: 'Yes, I do. Thank you for asking.'
I said: 'No problem. I can wait.'
We're playing for a few minutes and she says: 'My husband died of lung cancer, so, yes, I mind.'
I said: 'I'm sorry to hear that.'
We're playing for a few more minutes and she says: 'My sister just had a quarter of her lung removed, so, yes, I mind.'
I said: 'I understand. I won't smoke at the table. I'm sorry about your husband and your sister.'
We're playing for a few more minutes and she says: 'You know you shouldn't be smoking anyway.'
I said: 'You shouldn't be boozing and gambling before 10 in the morning either.'
I asked the dealer for a marker and walked away to smoke. When I came back, she was gone.

 

Love that story, and especially your "boozing and gambling before 10 in the morning" line.

 

We're playing for a few more minutes and she says: 'You know you shouldn't be smoking anyway.'
I said: 'You shouldn't be boozing and gambling before 10 in the morning either.'

Game. Set. Match.

 

They should run enough electricity through them to light up Atlanta.

 

Give them life sentences, it won't last too long.