Sweet, gentle Tebow's promise immortalized

The plaque should be in red letters like the KJV.

 

Tebow will get this economy turned around.

 

If Tim Tebow doesn't lead his football team to two BCS titles in his senior season, will it be considered a disappointment?

 

I was going to bring this up on the dating thread, but this is just as good as a place.

On a date last week with a girl who is a sports fan. Unprovoked she started telling me how much she hated Tim Tebow because everyone thinks he is god.

I am not making this up. She's a keeper.

 

Is she upset because everyone only "thinks" he's god? I'm pretty sure The Promise is proof that he is The One.

 

I'd love to see Rick Pitino's "Larry Bird's not walking through that door" speech immortalized on the entry to the Celtics locker room.

 

And people wonder why people hate this guy.

 

Sickening.

 

Tim Tebow, people! Can we stop talking about him now?

 

I'm just waiting for them to release something equivalent to "Two Girls, One Cup" where people in Gainesville are lining up and paying to eat Tim Tebow's shit.

 

Well at least he's gone now and you guys won't have to write about him anymore.

Oh wait!

That's right. He's coming back for his senior season as the QB for the defending national champions, a team that will probably be ranked preseason No. 1 and skate to the SEC title game. More stories. More coverage. More Tebow.

Hhahahahahahahaa! Enjoy the spring while it lasts suckers!

 

I'm waiting for the sex tape.