Swarms of earthquakes at Yellowstone ... which could be a Really Bad Thing

This means the Yurt is gonna get it.

 

YOU ONLY COVER US WHEN WE LOSE TO A VOLCANO!

 

Depends on the magnitude, obviously.

Regardless, if Yellowstone ever blows, the ash and debris will cover a good chunk of the country. I'm in Louisville and chances are (if the jet stream is right) that ash could fall here a day or two later.

 

The Chester (Calif.) H.S. Volcanoes play in the shadows of Mount Lassen.

 

That's one way to get Al Davis's hands off the Raiders.

 

If the jet stream is right, it could also destroy most of the crops in the grain belt.

 

Are you kidding?

He'd survive and move the team to Yellowstone.

 

But if it blows in the winter, just a lot of dirty snow in Omaha. Another factor to consider.

 

Is Yellowstone gonna put someone on Blast?

 

Glad I visited the park a year ago. Old Faithful was kind of fun.

 

It's always fun, until the entire Rockies lose an eye.

 

Now I'm having morbid but funny thoughts about Yellowstone tourists being preserved, as per Vesuvius and Pompeii, in their moment of demise, and becoming statues for perpetuity.