Super Bowl Commercials

Why am I still being exposed to Tim Tebow?
Is he never going away?

 

It always seems like Radio Shack is in trouble and trying to reinvent itself.
A day late and a dollar short.

 

Nope. Never. Indeed, he will be with you in Eternity.

Deal with it.

 

He could become the new Dick Clark.

 

That's what they all say. Then one day your Tandy computer breaks down, you forget how to buy off-brand AA batteries without someone offering you a special on them and look who's crawling back to Radio Shack...

 

They are the Sears of the electronics industry.

 

Really, it's enough already.
Just fade away, please.

 

What the fuck did I miss with the Nissan / Cats in the Cradle spot?

Have I not understood that song all these fucking years?

 

Hey, at least the kid lived, unlike in the Nationwide ad.

 

I know people who have produced spots that ran in Super Bowls.

Seriously, am I that fucking stupid (very possible) or is this new generation of AD Wizards shackled to the limits of their knowledge base?

 

I found the screaming goat funnier than Lie-am.

 

Hey, remember the Super Bowl with the funny commercials? Yeah, me neither. ‪#‎deadkids‬ ‪#‎domesticviolence‬