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Summarize Moby Dick in a tweet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YankeeFan, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    The Los Angeles Public Library is running a contest:


    Who's in? Let's hear your tweet.
  2. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    Five minutes of Bonzo playing the drums with the palms of his hands sandwiched in between two minutes of him rocking out with the rest of the band.
  3. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Giant white whale kicks psycho captain's ass, sinks his ship.

    What do I win?
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Santiago ain't got shit on *my* kind of fishin'.
  5. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Shitty music, useful organ #soulofwit
  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Large angry metaphor sinks ship of obsessive captain. One survives to tell elongated tale. #CallMeIshmael
  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Reading it helped Jake Taylor get back in Rene Russo's pants. #isthisthewhalesection
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Whale loves man. Whale stalks man. Whale kills man.
  9. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    But enough about how your wife's first marriage ended #badumtiss
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Whale of a tale #seawhatididthere
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Leviathan 1, Pequod 0 #thisbookstoolong
  12. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I thought Twitter already had a plan for whales

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