Suggestions for dealing with a schizo puppy?

Pope, my favorite was this:

"Oh, right, Margaret, you wanted prime rib. Here's the deal. The Palm wasn't taking reservations, and I didn't want to try Morton's because I understand they have a new chef. So for now, let's just go with the Alpo. I know it's not your first choice, but keep in mind ... [leans in to whisper into dog's ear] ... You're a fucking dog."

 

Can you move the crate behind the dresser? At least for now?

I have a rescued pound hound, too. From her reactions when I mop, throw her a ball behind a close door and how she mopes when in a crate, I suspect she was beaten with a stick and kept in a small cage in the dark.

Be patient. Odd are you won't regret it.

 

Since it hasn't been mentioned on this page --

1. A burlap sack
2. Two bricks
3. A bridge over high water

 

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And another moron chimes in.