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suck on that, somali pirates!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jps, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. jps

    jps Active Member

  2. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I really think there's a movie idea out there that involves Somali pirates boarding a ship infested with zombies. George Romero, are you listening?
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Let this be a message to all pirates.

    You may hijack our container ships full of barrels of oil and other items, but stay away from our all-you-can-eat buffets.
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Or this movie:
    Somali pirates attack a cruise ship. The captain and passengers are all rounded up -- except for a small, ragtag band of high school students who are on their senior trip from the Regis School. Under the guidance of their history teacher, Billy Tepper, and his mentor Lou Gossett Jr., they fight back and retake the cruise ship.
    This summer, bad behavior takes to the high seas in ... "Toy Soldiers 2: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'"
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Seems like a few boats armed with hand-held RPG launchers would put a serious crimp in the pirate business.
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    What about the Somali pirates who hijack a Navy warship, easily subduing its crew.....but they forgot about the cook and the NYPD officer. We'll call it "Hard to Die Under Siege."
  7. How about the one where, just as the Somali pirates take over the ship, a huge wave capsizes it and they all have to climb up to the bottom?
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Gene Hackman thinks that's a shitty idea.
  9. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Send in Horatio Hornblower.
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    A broadside, Mr. Bush, and be lively.
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  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Or, failing that...


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  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    If Xe (née Blackwater) wanted to do something useful with itself, hiring out for jobs like these would be a good start.
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