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I've been invited to the White House for one of those public Presidential ceremonies that means little in the grand scheme of things, assuming I pass whatever background check they do. If anyone asks, Fenian, you don't know me.

So is there anything you want me to pass along to the executive branch? Any concerns you might have? Nothing? OK, well I'll them them they're doing a heckuva job.

 

Who is this speaking to me?
Hello?

 

Do you seriously think as a country we are better off now than when you took office?

A serious question

When a program is first introduced, normally after five years it need to be reexamined and adapted to how it is working for its organization. Should we expect a reexamination of No Child Left Behind that listens to all of the stakeholders in the educational community?

 

I think, "Are you drunk right now?" would get things off to a roaring start?

 

Ask the map question that was tossed to Miss South Carolina and see if you get a similar response.

 

Or perhaps go with "Do you have a wide stance?"

 

Those are all very good questions. I'm sure there will be plenty of time set aside for reasonable discourse, if history is any indication.

 

Ask Jim Webb for suggestions.

 

If you have one "do-over" as president, what would you use it for?

(My guess is he says he wouldn't have swallowed the pretzel down the wrong pipe.)

 

Have you considered bringing Harriet Myers back from Texas as AG for shits and giggles?

Any hunting trips with the vice president planned for the fall?

 

And a follow-up. Will you be accompanying him?

 

Interestingly enough, Larry Craig's answer is very similar.

If it were me, I would ask how he decides which suit to wear in the morning.