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Stupid Sayings on My Paper Towels

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Dec 8, 2009.

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  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Pure paper towel poetry, Buckster.
     
    Ace, Dec 9, 2009
    #25
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I must admit on this thread that though I don't care if towels have cute images or slogans, the gross overuse of paper towels may be my worst habit.
     
    Ace, Dec 9, 2009
    #26
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Mine, too. my wife has all sorts of dish towels lying around the kitchen but I never feel like my hands are truly clean when I dry them off with a damp dish towel.

    My solution has been to buy the half-sheet paper towels (Bounty, white) whenever I see them.
     
    cranberry, Dec 9, 2009
    #27
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I like those, too.
     
    Ace, Dec 9, 2009
    #28
  5. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I'll rip a paper towel in half and leave the other half hanging over the roll. Mrs. Expendable hates that.
     
    expendable, Dec 9, 2009
    #29
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    The publisher for Bartlett's should launch a paper towel brand.
     
    Buck, Dec 9, 2009
    #30
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member


    The best.
     
    spnited, Dec 9, 2009
    #31
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Quotes on 'waste' seem appropriate for paper towels:

    Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

    Haste maketh waste.

    Old ocean’s gray and melancholy waste.

    Be sure that God
    Ne’er dooms to waste the strength he deigns impart.
     
    Buck, Dec 9, 2009
    #32
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I buy used paper towels on craigslist.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Dec 9, 2009
    #33
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