stupid facts

You suck.


Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana.

 

Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.

 

The original title for "War and Peace" was "War, what is it good for?"

 

Good God, y'all.

 

He also was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix. Told a funny story about it on the Tonight Show, how the drummer was hitting his set so hard one night that it started to slip off the riser, so Hartman had to lay down on stage holding it back. Hendrix comes up to him mid-song and goes "Workin' hard tonight, eh Mr. Roadie Man?"

It was funnier when he told it.

 

The World Football League, 1974-75 version, measured first downs with the Dicker rod.

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I thought Fun With Quotes wasn't allowed anymore.

 

On Anything Goes, it's generally fine. And no jury would ever convict on that one.

 

Cool.

 

The unwritten rule is that they have to be good, tho.

 

Oh come on ... you smiled.