stupid facts

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

 

Tree hugger.

 

A duck's quack doesn't echo.

 

An egg cream contains neither eggs nor cream.

 

If a tree falls in the wood, and nobody's around to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.

 

When the inventors of Gatorade made their first formula, they gave it to Florida players to try. One of them spit it out and told them it tastes like piss. Being scientists, they all urinated in cups and drank it to see if their formula actually tasted like piss.

 

The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV becuase one of the stars was a pig.

 

I switched to Geico and saved 20 percent on my insurance.

 

So you're the one.

 

Yeah, but I'm not getting back with Gina. That bitch.

 

Leaving you clear to hook up with Talia the therapist.

 

If all the oceans in the world were drained, the island of Hawaii would be the tallest mountain in the world.