stupid facts

What do Doc Hollywood, Knocked Up and Law and Order have in common? They all had a main character named Ben Stone. Also, my best friend years back bought his dope from a guy named Ben Stone who he called Ben Stoned. He called the kind bud Bill Kill. Not really sure why. But everything I've just written are stupid facts. Thought I'd share.

 

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.

 

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

* Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

* Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

* How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?

* How is it possible to run out of 'space'?

 

Why, when we send stuff by sea, it's cargo and when sent by land, it's a shipment?

 

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box ?

 

There is a difference between stupid facts and stupid questions.

 

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

If I had a cat it's breath would probably smell like cat food.

 

And the human head weighs eight pounds.

 

The dot over the letter "i" is called a Tittle.