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stupid facts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by wedgewood, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. wedgewood

    wedgewood Member

    What do Doc Hollywood, Knocked Up and Law and Order have in common? They all had a main character named Ben Stone. Also, my best friend years back bought his dope from a guy named Ben Stone who he called Ben Stoned. He called the kind bud Bill Kill. Not really sure why. But everything I've just written are stupid facts. Thought I'd share.
  2. Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.
  3. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    * Did the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

    * Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

    * How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?

    * How is it possible to run out of 'space'?
  5. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    Why, when we send stuff by sea, it's cargo and when sent by land, it's a shipment?
  6. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box ?
  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    There is a difference between stupid facts and stupid questions.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    If I had a cat it's breath would probably smell like cat food.
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    And the human head weighs eight pounds.
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    The dot over the letter "i" is called a Tittle.
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