Stupid and/or annoying statements in sports

I wrote a column about this not long ago. How about:

A) Anybody could have won a championship with that team

B) He/she only won because they had (the departed coach's) players

C) Forget the (insert championship game here), this is the real championship

 

Here's another. From players, so it may not count.

"One game at a time."

God, I hate that.

 

Oh, the coaches here love it too. :

 

Any coach will tell you ...

 

Boo-yah.

Game. Set. Match.

 

Or, even better yet...

He's as cool as the other side of the pillow.

 

Or how about when Marv Albert goes "Oh! *insert name here* with the facial!"
I don't find it annoying, I just think its really funny.

 

WHAMO!

 

I always liked how he said "Patrick Ewing." Not sure why.

 

The media is biased against girls sports.

 

"Marv, are you a sexual deviant?"

"YESSSSS!!!"

 

I watched a bit of the draft on the NFL network and there was one asshole (Mayock) who kept saying the prospects would be "clean off the field" - about every fucking pick - and I still have no idea what the fuck it means.