Stop telling me I'm beautiful. I'm ugly.

OK, tell her she's ugly. See how that goes.

 

I should write a column about how hard my life is being an incredibly good looking man.

 

But where are her clavicles?

 

Kind of reminded me of this piece I read years ago.

Deus Ex Malcontent: And Now a Message for Hollywood from Chez's Evil Twin, Garth*

 

No. She's right. .6

 

She's Jackie's friend.

 

I feel like I need to clear this up: When I made that clavicle remark, I was commenting more on Megyn Kelly's health than her looks.

 

And I was commenting on how sexy Megyn's clavicles are.

 

Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes to the bone.

 

You oughta see her patellas!!!!

 

I do not pay attention to clavicle cleavage.

 

You should see mine.