Stop complaining about the homeless person sitting next to you on the subway

You only put our picture in the paper when we ride light rail, all anthropomorphic like and stuff!

 

Outstanding.

 

So I'd shoot it. Look, the way I look at it, it's either them or me. And who knows when they might attack, so I might as well go ahead and drill 'em now.

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The only time it becomes a them or me situation with a coyote is if it is rabid. Coyotes are very skiddish animals. They might go after a small animal for food, but not a person, not even a child.

Edit: OK, so on rare occasion they have attacked children.

 

Provably and demonstrably

 

I believe that they are skittish, but in this case the coyote appears to have no way to escape. I would imagine that if he is cornered he is going to attack. Although he sure doesn't look too pissed at whoever is taking his photo.

 

So, so solid.

 

Speaking of "provably and demonstrably", what happened to the poster who can't be named?