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Sting Rays 2, Humans 0

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What can Congress do?
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Is this a final score?
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    It's not soccer.
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Hold hearings? Call in the rays to testify?
    Didn't think I needed the blue font, sorry. Just figured that some yahoo out there is going to claim there's an epidemic of ray-on-swimmer violence.
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    My fault. I guess I should have gotten that. But you're right. Someone will suggest it.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Hey, that's two more than the Rays usually get!
  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Stingrays are converting to Islam!

    Could there be any other explanation?
  9. Win.
  10. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Spotted eagle rays can grow up to 17 feet in length, weigh up to 500 pounds and have a wingspan of up to 10 feet.

    Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You're standing in a boat minding your own business, and a refrigerator jumps out of the water and lands on top of you.
  11. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    As I said when Irwin croaked......if you don't want to die by getting stung by a sting ray, stay the fuck away from sting rays.
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Well, it appears in this instance, the ray just happened to jump out of the water and hit the boat. It's not like she provoked it.

    By your logic, we should stay out of our cars, lest we get hit by a passing deer.
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