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Stepstool vs. machete: Who ya got?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by OnTheRiver, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Apparently the stepstool. :D

    That's a nasty part of town, IIRC. Yikes!
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Yes, yes it is.
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    OK, so it's where I thought it was! I don't think I'd work at a convenience store down there at night, not without a contingent of big, burly bodyguards.
  5. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Or a $20 Home Depot E-Z Step.
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'd be too scared of the drugged out guy with a machete to grab my E-Z Step!

    (plus I need more of a real ladder than a step stool) :p
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Pretty funny that the clerk ended up with the stepstool AND the machete by the end of the fight.
    Meanwhile, police brought these men in for a lineup:
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  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Notice one of the side stories is about a man who lost part of his ear in a fight! Tough town indeed!
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I'm just glad that the attacker didn't have an assault machete.
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