Stephen Hawking REALLY likes black holes

(Language NSFW)

 

Typing in the strip club would be kinda hard ...

"I-M-A-Y-K-I-C-K-T-H-E-K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E-B-U-T-R-I-G-H-T-N-O-W-,-I-'-M-J-U-S-T-K-I-C-K-I-N-'-I-T.

B-I-T-C-H-,D-I-D-I-T-E-L-L-Y-O-U-,-I-W-R-O-T-E-A-B-R-I-E-F-H-I-S-T-O-R-Y-O-F-T-I-M-E?

R-I-G-H-T-N-O-W-,-I-W-A-N-T-M-E-A-B-R-I-E-F-P-E-E-P-E-R-Y-O-F-Y-O-U-R-T-R-I-M.

W-H-A-T-? Y-O-U-D-O-N-'-T-D-O-T-H-A-T-?

I-H-A-V-E-M-O-R-E-M-O-N-E-Y-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U-R-N-O-N-E-X-I-S-T-E-N-T-G-O-D.

I-'M-T-H-E-S-M-A-R-T-E-S-T-M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R-I-N-T-H-E-C-L-U-B.

I-C-A-N-B-U-Y-A-N-D-S-E-L-L-Y-O-U-,-S-K-A-N-K. D-O-N-'T-T-H-I-N-K-I-W-O-N-'-T.

S-O-M-A-K-E-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-B-U-S-H-A-N-D-S-H-A-K-E-T-H-A-T-A-S-S.

 

Arguably, he's the father of the modern-day notion of black holes.

 

A-plus work, sir.

 

Bubbler, you are a genius.

M-A-Y-I-S-E-E-U-R-A-N-U-S

W-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-L-I-K-E-T-O-S-E-E-M-Y-H-A-L-E-Y-S-C-O-M-E-T

M-Y-B-A-L-L-S-A-R-E-T-H-E-S-I-Z-E-O-F-J-U-P-I-T-E-R-S-M-O-O-N-S

S-H-O-W-M-E-Y-O-U-R-R-E-D-P-L-A-N-E-T

I-L-L-M-A-K-E-Y-O-U-S-E-E-E-X-P-L-O-D-I-N-G-S-T-A-R-S

W-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-L-I-K-E-T-O-S-E-E-M-Y-M-I-L-K-Y-W-A-Y

 

C-A-N-I-T-H-R-O-W-M-Y-D-I-C-E-W-H-E-R-E-T-H-E-Y-C-A-N-N-O-T-B-E-S-E-E-N

I-N-S-I-D-E-Y-O-U-R-V-A-G-I-N-A

 

This makes the subtitle of "A Brief History of Time" — "From the Big Bang to Black Holes" — a bit naughty.