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Steamed hams!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    It's on third.
     
  2. mannheimadler

    mannheimadler Member

    "Kids, you tried and you failed miserably. The lesson here is never try."
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    KRAMER: Look at this place. It's huge...

    GEORGE: I can tell you this. If I am not in front of my house at six-fifteen, when my parents get there, they will put me on an aggravation installment plan that will compound with interest for decades.

    JERRY: Parents never forget a foul-up. I once left a jacket on the bus when I was fourteen. Last week I'm flying to Chicago to do a show, "Make sure you hang on to your jacket."

    GEORGE: Where the hell is this car, Kramer?

    KRAMER: It's got to be here.

    ELAINE: Why are they using so many colors? And the numbers go up to forty.

    JERRY: Maybe it's not on this level.

    GEORGE: What?

    JERRY: There are four different levels. Maybe we're on the wrong level. How long was the escalator ride up?

    ELAINE: It felt like a couple of levels.

    JERRY: You should always carry a pad and pen.

    GEORGE: I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
     
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