Starman justice needed in Germany

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060803/od_nm/germany_sex_dc

Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.

 

STAN-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

 

Maybe this is the kind of intervention they're planning on.

 

Starman? I think we need to send Big Dog.

 

Or Boots.

 

OR Spaceman

 

I don't think I'm up to the task.

All We Are Saying, is Give Abstinence A Chance.

 

I thought this thread was about the kid who threw a nutty on his keyboard while trying to play a video game.

 

This woman would definitely be a candidate for A-T-M.

 

Funny how a brite in the police blotter a half of a world away becomes an international sensation.

 

Without a picture? But then how would he know if he'd hit it?

 

It's breathing. He'd hit it.