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Starman justice needed in Germany

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

    After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

    When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

    "The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

    "And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member


  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Maybe this is the kind of intervention they're planning on.

  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Starman? I think we need to send Big Dog.
  5. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Or Boots.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    OR Spaceman
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I don't think I'm up to the task.

    All We Are Saying, is Give Abstinence A Chance. ;)
  8. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    I thought this thread was about the kid who threw a nutty on his keyboard while trying to play a video game.
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    This woman would definitely be a candidate for A-T-M.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Funny how a brite in the police blotter a half of a world away becomes an international sensation.
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Without a picture? But then how would he know if he'd hit it?
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    It's breathing. He'd hit it.
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