"Star Wars" Turns 30 ...

Mos Eisley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

She's fast enough for you old man.

 

Fixed.

 

Hey you, you watch yourself. I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

I'll be careful.

You'll be dead!!

 

You want a spoiler? Here's a spoiler: You will die alone.

 

Christ, I feel old. I saw it in the theatre. My friend and I got there a little on the late side and there weren't two seats together anywhere, so we each had to sit alone. I was 8 and I was totally uncomfortable with that.

 

"Someone get this walking carpet out of my way!"

 

Laugh it up, fuzzball

 

What's this rumor floating around that Lucas will announce a prequel to the prequels?

 

I thought that only worked for the weak of mind .... oh ... right!