Squirrels attack!

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Shouldn't he be available for comment, he is unemployed.

 

Arm yourselves, there's an acorn shortage. And when squirrels can't find acorns, they get mean ...

http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/1383350,CST-NWS-acorns17.article

 

Here's the cutline from the photo: "Acorns have become rare this season in the Midwest, some parts of the Northeast and as far west as California."

In most people's books, that's almost the entire country.

 

Perhaps if you let him put pants on before Mr. DeVille started taping, he wouldn't be so angry.

 

Was there a point to that story?

 

And to think, that space could have been used for yet another wacky "Boy Meets World" walk down memory lane.

My apologies.

 

I wasn't knocking you at all. I was talking about the linked story.

 

That was apparent.

 

Well, now we know Hellboy isn't a newbie.

 

What's your problem with me?

In my opinion, nothing was gained out of that story -- "there is a shortage of acorns ... but it's cyclical." The lack of acorns won't really affect the squirrel population because it's a regular change. It doesn't benefit anyone. I don't see the point of even writing that story.

Did you write it? I honestly don't see what has you so tangled.

 

Shortage, my ass... there's plenty on my front lawn...