Spreading the beauty that is "the shocker"

Arash Markazi is a massive tool, but he talks about teaching two models about "the shocker" gesture in today's column.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/arash_markazi/08/16/la.scene/index.html

 

"I began the day early, way to early."

Outing alert: COCKDIAN is Arash Markazi.

 

Funny.

I've known this for awhile.

It was even more funny when I ran a group photo of team winning division title after game on the ice last spring-

Most are raising their hands in a No. 1 sign, but the goalie -front and center- is holding out the shocker. Can't miss it.

Hilarious.

 

Impossible. Markazi used a comma.

 

This idiot gets paid for this shit??

 

Did somebody say "The Shocker"?

 

"So with nothing but a stringy cardinal and gold bikini on that was almost coming apart at the seems, she ran outside as the USC football team was returning from practice."

Where is his editor?

 

Just let me add that this column is worthless without pictures.