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Sportschick to the white courtesy phone, please.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    There's a certain one-armed drummer holding court in the media center at Lowe's Motor Speedway. ;)
     
  2. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Ask for his phone number, lono!

    :)
     
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Gawd dammit! Why wasn't I informed in time to get there? This is sooooooooooo not fair! I want to meet the wife-beating, short-ass drunkard :D
     
  4. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    God, if that's all you need, you can find that at ANY NASCAR weekend. :)
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    But most of them aren't foreigners!
     
  6. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    If you drink Heineken, you're-a-them-foreigner ....
     
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    There's an invasion! Ain't you heard? First them furrners came in with Toyota, then that Colombian boy, now some more damned furrners done comin' in.

    Go JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNYER!
     
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I would do very bad things to that damned furrner from Colombia. Very bad things.
     
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    One-armed drummer? Who's that? Christ, they're a dime a dozen, those one-armed drummers.
     
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Think feline with poor hearing.
     
  11. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    Cheetah with problematic earwax? ;)
     
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

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