Sports writer -- Malden, MO

Immediate Position available for Sports Writer, a part-time (25 hours/wk) position. The successful candidate must be proficient with desktop publishing, have a general knowledge of writing and photography. An interest in all local sports and/or experience on Macintosh computers would be considered a plus.

The position allows for a somewhat flexible schedule, ideal for college students or persons needing a second job.
To apply, fill out application available at the Delta News•Citizen office or send resume to Darrell Hamlett, 127 W. Main, Malden, MO 63863, fax to: 573-276-3687, or e-mail to: dhamlett@dailystatesman.com.

 

how many D-I schools are close to malden, and would i be able to cover the tigers on saturdays?
please let me know ASAP so i can give you a call and talk personally about this position ... and, what if i can't take a pic to save my ass, and what if i really don't like local sports much? what i do like is D-I football, though.

so, am i in?

 

Malden's almost in the bootheel, so I'm guessing SEMO, Arkansas State, Memphis, Murray State, etc.

SEMO's your best bet. As far as Mizzou ... can't help you there.

Dunklin County has a badass American Legion team. So if you don't like local sports, you may be SOL.

EDIT: At a small paper and you don't like local sports, you are definitely SOL. Thanks for applying, Krystal.

 

This one's sitting on a tee for whoever wants it.

 

<sigh>

OK, I'll do it.

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

damn. so i guess the chiefs and rams are out of the question as well?

 

OK kids, this shit was old yonks ago.

If you can't be more creative than that, then don't bother.

 

Dammit. I wanted the spammers to nuzzle Al Davis' taint.

 

It doesn't get old when crappy jobs are posted that require little to no experience.

As a sidenote, do I get credentials for the Cards, since all I really want is a BBWAA card?

 

It's a spambot.

 

I'm not above cussing out inanimate objects.

 

What's fascinating to me is that they think this is a 25-hour a week, part-time position.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not healthy enough to laugh like that. (wheeze)