Sports Reporter Bogalusa, LA

From Wikipedia: ``The median income for a household in the city was $19,261, and the median income for a family was $24,947. Males had a median income of $26,716 versus $17,992 for females. The per capita income for the city was $11,476. About 26.1% of families and 32.9% of the population were below the poverty line, including 45.1% of those under age 18 and 22.0% of those age 65 or over.''

 

Translation: Always lock your car doors, carry a gun with you and keep another next to the bed, and don't let anyone see the valuable stuff when you move in.

 

Bernie Madoff, Gordon Gecko and J. David Dominelli applaud the logic behind this post.

Good Grief, Charlie Brown.

 

You have valuable stuff? And you call yourself a sportswriter? I smell a troll.

 

It's not a cool gig if you cover pros and make only $20k. Sorry to burst anyones bubble. I don't care what paper it is.o

As for the valuable stuff to hide, it's that HDTV you saved up for. Other than that, hide the ramen.