Sports personality (Mariotti) arrested on suspicion of felony

Nothing.

 

I wonder what he'll write for his next column.

 

Suburbia, that's easy.

The title of his next column will be:

"Bitch set me up." [/MarionBarry]

 

Mariotti will be on Around the Horn on Monday.

But first he will blow me.

 

Don't bet on either.

I suspect The Mouse will tuck Jay-Boy in a closet unless (and until) he is cleared.


If this is any indication...

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/mariotti-felony-charge-is-death-sentence-at-espn-28870

 

Around the Horn is off all week for the Little League World Series.

 

Lebatard tweets: The level of hostility and glee about mariotti is something I've never seen in sports b4 over an arrest. Ever. Can't think of anything close.

 

Great moment in history: First thing LeBetard's written in months without the words Lebron, James, or Heat.

 

Mariotti wrote a column about Patrick Kane last year when Kane came under fire for his altercation with a cab driver. I found this part funny:

"Hey, we've all been frustrated by a cab driver a time or two -- the other day, I engaged in an argument with one who didn't know where Wrigley Field was. But did I hit him? Honestly, who hits a cab driver?"

Apparently hitting your girlfriend is OK, though. He also mentions that a public apology would be a good idea. Let's see if Mariotti takes his own advice.

 

Denied that he got drunk and high with Dakota Fanning. But he definitely didn't appreciate her neck kisses. Then democracy died after he refused to condemn Tech-9's abortions.

I think that covers it. I wasn't pay that close of attention.

 

O.J. Simpson?