SPORTS FLICKS

I saw this subhead in my paper today. I'm not a font guy, nor a graphics guru, but I believe it was a non-serif font in all caps. It was kerned so much that it appeared to say SPORTS FUCKS.

I just thought I'd mention it. Carry on now.

 

I'll take The Rapists for $400, Alex.

 

Well-fucking-played! ;D ;D

 

The Penis Mightier for $1000.

 

Jap Anus relations.

 

May I be the first to say, Famous Titties.

 

Anal bum cover for $500, Alex.

 

Swords for a thousand.

 

I'll take Ape-Tit for $50.

That's A Petit Dejeuner.

 

My brain was too focused this morning to determine what the hell had become of this thread. But I had an evening epiphany.

I'm not sure that I've seen all of those skits, but I've seen enough.

Still, I was completely clueless on Famous Titties. I googled it, and the whole of the transcipt is No. 2 on the list. So that's good.

What's better is that Rate My Rack was No. 1. I've found a new hobby.

 

I thought for sure this would be about the late 80s 3D baseball cards.



If you tilt your monitor, the ball will go through Leon Durham's legs again.

 

Alex Trebek: "You're a dottering old fool."

Sean Connery: "That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek."