Spitzer girl

With a reality show to compete against Tila.

 

4300 to fuck her? He should get a $4200 refund.

 

That actually seems pretty accurate. If she really sang the song on the profile, it sounds as catchy and poppy as any mainstream singer of that ilk. I sense a record deal.

And perhaps it was the plan all along. How else do you get 300,000 people to hear your song in an hour.

 

In a sane world, men would have better control of their wee wees.

See ya, Eliot. Go hang with Rudy in loserville.

 

Love this quote from the mom.

And handle him, she did.

 

Um, according to the NY Times article...

But, I'm sure you have gotten "better." :

In a sane world, nobody gives about who is fucking who and why...

My favorite portion of the article was:

Because, of course, we care all about her music career and how "with the times" she is...

 

Yeah, so what? That doesn't have anything to do with my point.

 

This story had a double byline, plus three other writers credited.

Five NY Times reporters, to copy the girl's MySpace page. Amazing.

 

This story won't be complete until someone working at the New York Times has to track down the going rate for ATM.

 

But adultery ... well, that has to answer to a higher law.

 

Here are more and larger photos: http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122008/news/regionalnews/ashley/photo01.htm

 

Can we still congratulate Tom Jolly, even though this wasn't even his department?