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Sperm ... Bank

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, Jan 24, 2014.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Kansas man donates his sperm to lesbians. Everyone signs papers agreeing that his donation is goo, and goo only -- zero child support. But because he didn't donate in the proper fashion, a judge ruled he must pay child support. I wonder if the women knew that ahead of time and trapped him into the donation knowing a judge would void the contract.

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

    Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Right, the women are not suing. Maybe they're savvy that way and knew what would happen. Highly unlikely, but it would be funny if that was their scheme.
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Fathers are more than goo
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The poor kid is going to have a high forehead when he grows up.
  6. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I thought this thread was about a raunchy question on The Weakest Link.
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    You missed the reason:

  8. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Or a beloved ex-Cub.
  9. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Artificial insemination is expensive, as the version of the story I read noted.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Think how expensive the alternative is: geting a lesbian drunk enough to sleep with you.
  11. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Turkey baster is $9.99 at Bed Bath & Beyond.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. DeskMonkey1

    DeskMonkey1 Active Member

    It was Kansas. He should have argued the kid was an immaculate conception
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