South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut on Comedy Central right now.

Just started for those who are interested.

"What the heck is a rim job?"

"That's when put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass."

 

My youngest brother and his wife saw the movie in a theater in Nova Scotia. He said nobody was laughing during the "Blame Canada" number.

 

You're an uncle fucker, I must say ...

 

The first time I saw this movie, I felt like I needed to head straight to confession. I felt so dirty. I couldn't believe some of the things that they were able to sneak into the movie.

"Heeeeeeeeeey Satan!"

 

"No, not ham, you fucking fatass."

"Fuck you, you fucking Jew!"

"Eric! Did you just say the f-word?"

"What? Jew?"

"No, you can't say fuck."

"Why the fuck not?"

"How would you like to visit the principal's office, young man?"

"How would you like to suck my balls."

"What did you say!?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

*picks up megaphone

"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

"Oh, fuck."

 

You skipped a part.

 

I remember seeing this the night it opened, on midnight, to a packed house. People cheered when the general blew away Bill Gates, and clapped along with Kyle's Moms a Bitch.

At the time, nobody expected a musical. We were kind of taken aback by it, in fact. But it was -- and remains -- brilliant stuff.

 

Was going off memory. Wasn't actually watching it last night.

 

Quite possibly the funniest movie ever... My top 3 may be South Park, Top Secret! and A Fish Called Wanda... With Fast Times, Caddyshack, Fletch and Animal House right there as well...

The new season begins Wednesday night...

 

I kinda fell out of favor with South Park for a couple of years, but loved last season.

 

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?