Sopranos A Crowd?

Yeah but they won't have money. So even if Tony didn't get the divorce, Carmela would have all kinds of other wacky Beverly Hillbillies in reverse-style problems in addition to her inherent snobbiness.

For example, living in a two-bedroom apartment?

Carmela: (flustered in a dipshit sitcom way) Oh Tony! This a hideout, not a hoooome! (cue laugh track)
Tony: C'mon baby, fuhgetaboutit! Let's hit the mattresses!
Carmela: Ohhh! Tony! (cue brief laugh track, followed by audience "Aww!")

We'd need to save any appearances from other Sopranos characters, including A.J. et al, until the ratings get low.

The exception is Jon Favreau, who makes a guest appearance at the cafe and recognizes Tony, leading to all kinds of witness protection ramifications. To shoo Favreau away, they get the USC football player to hit on him under the impression Favreau can get him in his next movie and a "this is the 80s and I'm down with ladies" Favreau hits the bricks.

Good God, it writes itself, it's better than Night Court!

 

Leave it to A.J.
Simon Cowell presents: So you want to be a Bada Bing Dancer?
Extreme Makeover: Paulie Walnuts

 

A.J. and the Bear..

Bada-Bing Acres

Golden Satriale's Palace...

 

Shouldn't that be Extreme Workover?

 

Even better -- for once.

 

Extreme Combover.

 

Whatever it is you're smoking, I'll take a few puffs.

 

I think the group to sing the opening theme should be:

Tony, Toni, Tone!