Somewhere, IJAG is kicking a puppy...

... her Jake Gyllenhaal illusion having taken another beating. Okay, really, just an odd answer to an interview question that a blogger blows out of proportion, but I laughed and thought of you right away, IJAG.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3038
Paging Senator Craig. Paging Senator Craig to the white courtesy phone, please. Senator Craig.

 

Oh, he just gets drunk and passes out in public restrooms a lot.

Get your mind out of the gutter!

 

I've been trying since 1982.

 

Stuck in the women's bathroom with Susan Sarandon... YUM!

 

Ewwwwwwwwww spnited!

You should watch Dancing with the Stars. You would do terrible things to Jane Seymour.

 

I don't like this thread title.

 

I would do wonderful things to the fabulous Ms. Seymour!

 

Apologies. "...kicking Corky from 'Life Goes On'?"

 

I would love to look and move like that when I'm her age. She's stunning.

 

IJAG, I'm glad you saved Kaylee's rant in your tagline. A classic. Too bad the thread got deleted for some reason. And I would do many mediocre things to Susan Sarandon.

 

That's Jane Boom-Boom Seymour according to my college roommate

 

Yeah, I have no idea why that thread got deleted. Apparently, a catjack in untrained hands is dangerous.

Stay away next time, dools!