Sometimes one hand just isn't enough...

Don't let that guy into Joe Louis Arena.

 

I took a hiatus because of jackasses like you.

Don't make me take another.

 

So everything you do, you do it for me?

 

OK. I'm going to explain this one the best I can, but I'll warn you guys and gals, this one won't be pretty.

Pizza porn, as described to me, was two girls -- I believe, not that it really matters -- having sex, then defecating on the pizza and eating it. I guess it's like the two girls and one cup, though I never saw either. I'd look for the clip, but ... no.

 

I'm eating breakfast! Stop!

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But seriously, how can anyone first of all come up with such an idea and second, and more important, actually be turned on by it?

 

Nice reference drop, Norm.

I have no clue. When I was younger, I used to go to Scatlovers.com and make it my sister's homepage. She loved it, even if she never told me. Those screams through the wall were words of love and appreciation. But I can't believe someone would actually do it -- really volunteer to be featured in a deuce-covered photo, let alone eating it -- and, yeah, subscribe to a Web site devoted to it.

There are some sick folks, man.

 

Outing alert: Norm is this guy.

 

Bryan Adams has too much hair to be Norm.

 

8)

Oh, this isn't just a statement of fact, but there's a story with it? Never mind.

And unlike IJAG, I for one welcome our Norman overlords.

 

If he invites you over take a pass on the calamari.

 

Well, better to have eight tentacles

 

Solid. Damn solid.