Somebody help this girl......PLEASE

Making yourself throw up is the way to go. Always works for me.

 

boots, i thought you were supposed to be in the caribbean getting your knob polished?

 

So when you have the hiccups you go to Trey Beamon's place?

 

Yes, unless the toilet is already full.

 

Party at Troy's! BYOL!!!!!

 

Dial up St. Petersburg. I have the best trick ever:

In between hiccups, offer the chick $1,000 to hiccup again.

It works for sneezing. (Added When you try to do it, you can't.

 

You'd have to talk fast to make that offer, if she's hiccupping every 1.2 seconds.

 

Kent Brockman: Now we're going to meet a man who has had the hiccups for 23 years.
Man: Hiccup. Kill me. Hicccup. Kill me.

 

I am wick. I return stateside this afternoon.

 

I am speechless.

 

Weak.