Somebody get Kate Bosworth a sandwich

Saw Superman Saturday night, against my better judgment.
Movie is too long.
Its female star looks like a skeleton with a bad dye job and a nice dress.

 

Other than that, you loved it, right?

 

It takes a lot of work to make Kate Bosworth look that bad...

The movie is too long, and pretty mediocre overall... I was definitely disappointed...

 

I did like the dress.
On a woman who actually had a body, it would have been killer.

 

One pastrami and swiss with a side of fries for Ms. Bosworth. Poor girl needs some back.

And yes, the movie was disappointing.

Superman was a real dick to let his Smallville mother wonder where the hell he was for five years. He could have told her.

 

We women can't win. We're either fat or we need a sandwich . . . :-\

 

Don't despair, sportschick.

There are many, many, many, indeed, a seriously large amount, of women who are neither fat nor in need of hearty sandwiches.

Most guys like medium-sized women. Some like 'em with lotsa junk in the trunk. And a few like 'em bony like Kate Bosworth. But those men are actually gay and just won't admit it.

 

I've secretly thought that for years.

And for the record, I do think Kate Bosworth is too thin, but most actresses are. She's beautiful though. The fact that her eyes are too different colors keeps her from being another generic Hollywood beauty.

 

Dammit, I'm hungry now.

Somebody better fax me a sandwich!

 

I was too busy looking for any kind of curves to notice her eyes.  Shows you what men pay attention to.  But she has Bowie-eyes?  Cool.  Bowie's mismatched eyes are actually the result of an injury.  He got his ass kicked in a fight over a girl while a teenager...

 

Her's aren't super different colors. One's hazel and one's blue. I suppose it'd be easy to miss if one was staring at her boobies instead of her face.

 

Will this work?