Somebody better tie down Mikey

You Wanna Put It Where, Mr. Tanner?

 

I'm claiming it for a fantasy team next year.

 

WINNER!

 

Those ... shoes... are real?

 

It always makes me laugh when you get some ditz on a red carpet line, not knowing what else to ask, asks said celebrity about bringing back an old series or remaking a movie. Celebrity, wanting to maximize possible screen time, says sure, there is "talk" about doing remake/sequel, maybe they were smoking a shit load of pot when a co-star said "you know what we should do...." "Story" get picked up by the Hollywood wires and it becomes a real story. Perhaps generates enough interest where a studio gives said remake/sequel a go-ahead. Got to love Hollywood.

 

Gives a new meaning to "Full House"

 

Sorry. I just finished doing laps around my kitchen and living room. This is quite possibly the best day of my year. If this happens -- please, God; you know I don't ask or get much -- I'll be the happiest boy on the planet.

Just think: Jessie, Becky, Joe, Danny, D.J., Steph, Michelle (ugh ... I bet she's worse now -- and way uglier), Nicky and Alex (they won't be invited back, though) and Kimmy. Oh, my stars. It would seriously be a little slice of Heaven. Oh, man. What if Steve came back? Maybe he and Nelson -- Jason Marsden, Eric Matthews best friend in Boy Meets World and in real life -- entered a boxing match to fight for DJ's live 13 years later? Amazing. I'll even write it. For free.

I'm shaking with excitement. Woah. My laptop just moved. ...

 

You mean Hermes.

 

Do something.

 

Brandon and Dylan called. They're on their way to the hospital, but need your help. ...


Grab the bag.