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Some things a wrestler can't fake

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Drip, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Must be tough being a pro wrestler these days.
    http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090226_Wrestler__falls__on_hard_times__arrested.html
     
    Drip, Feb 26, 2009
    #1
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Like ... you know ... wrestling, too.
     
    Football_Bat, Feb 26, 2009
    #2
  3. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    He would have gotten away with it, except he stood on the cash register counter, preened to the crowd, then took a flying leap over the Little Debbie display.
     
    Bob Cook, Feb 26, 2009
    #3
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Well there goes what cred he had.
     
    93Devil, Feb 26, 2009
    #4
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Crap.

    Male dancer, massage therapist and slipping on a coffee spill at 7-11 were my plans B, C and D!
     
    Ace, Feb 26, 2009
    #5
  6. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Actually, he would have gotten away with it, but the writers decided he was going to have to lose.
     
    schiezainc, Feb 26, 2009
    #6
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I can see WWE making a skit out of this.

    Wrestler pretends to slip coming down the aisle, and sues Vince McMahon for an 'unsafe' working environment.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Feb 26, 2009
    #7
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Orgasm
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 26, 2009
    #8
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Jeez, if you can't take a clean-looking bump at the 7-Eleven, what chance do you have with WWE?
     
    Mystery_Meat, Feb 26, 2009
    #9
  10. Notepad

    Notepad Member

    when did the Steelers kicker start wrestling?
     
    Notepad, Feb 27, 2009
    #10
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Pretending to beat up another man. Beating up a paper towel dispenser. What's the difference?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Feb 27, 2009
    #11
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