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Some Idiots Allowed: Lock and Load!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by shotglass, Mar 21, 2007.

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  1. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Haikus are quite hard.
    Seriously, real damn hard.
    This took me an hour.
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Mar 22, 2007
    #37
  2. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Who are you kidding?
    This format is quite simple.
    Dooley could do it.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Mar 23, 2007
    #38
  3. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    I started a league.
    Then I wrote some hot haiku.
    Next, I'll win the league.
     
    shotglass, Mar 23, 2007
    #39
  4. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Think it's that simple?
    I say, not so fast, my friend.
    (My haikus still suck.)
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Mar 23, 2007
    #40
  5. Ellis Redding

    Ellis Redding Guest

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    How 'bout The Wire?
    Wake up and die right, you c.unts
    Drink to Old King Cole.
     
    Ellis Redding, Mar 23, 2007
    #41
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Man got to have code
    Omar uses his shotgun
    Lawyer got briefcase.
     
    zeke12, Mar 23, 2007
    #42
  7. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Bunk: "You seem happy."
    Detective: "Got laid last night."
    Bunk: "Asshole still hurt?"
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Mar 23, 2007
    #43
  8. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Better Wire haiku:
    Quoting the great Clay Davis:
    "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit."
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Mar 23, 2007
    #44
  9. HeinekenMan

    HeinekenMan Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    To Japan I go
    No speak English, but hit, throw
    Win without Mr. Oh
     
    HeinekenMan, Mar 23, 2007
    #45
  10. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Sorry to ruin everyone's little haiku soiree, but I think D'Angelo had me in mind when he spoke these very true words:

    The king, he stays the king.

    Haikus are lame
    They sound pretty dumb
    I need a drink.
     
    PhilaYank36, Mar 23, 2007
    #46
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    McNulty says to Bunk:
    When it came time to fuck me
    'Least you were gentle.
     
    zeke12, Mar 23, 2007
    #47
  12. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Re: FANTASY BASEBALL: Some Idiots Allowed

    Best Wire moment:
    Bunk asleep on the shitter
    While burning his clothes.
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Mar 23, 2007
    #48
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