Sobriety is for suckers!!!

Who's with me???


and yes, you should all be impressed with my ability to type choerently right now.

 

dammit all!

 

Drunk

 

I love you, SC, for being awake enuff to read my drunken semi ramblings

 

You love me for other reasons too, ya know

Last night, I coulda joined you in drunkeness. Tonight, not so much . . .

 

You know I love you for so many other reasons than your ability to decipher my drunk posts!

And, yes, it took me 12 tries and some one-eyed reasoning to make sure this post was up to my own ridiculous standards of editorial valor. That's right ... I said "editorial valor."

 

Editorial Valor . . . That sounds like a personal problem. Maybe it belongs over on the worst sex thread

 

Probably ... I am literally typing with one eye open in hopes my sentences are in remote english. I love being as drunk as I am and I am glad I hve the good denizens of SportsJournalists.com to at least join me.

Couldn't be happier you're here to talk a little shit to me.


and once again, I'm impressed with my own drunken typing abiliy. I'm not talking shit. Just saying that if I type copy like this wasted, you know I'm damn solid sober.

 

dammit, I spelled "ability" wrong. I'm a fraud!!!

 

You are full of fail!!!!!

 

I got slimed...

 

Besides, nothing I do belongs on the "worst sex" thread. Or so I like to believe.