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so what would you do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Duke, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. The Duke

    The Duke Member

    OK, so I'm sitting at my desk and my ass suddenly becomes itchy.
    you know, one of those itches you could scratch for an hour.
    No one is sitting next to me. Two guys across can't see me.
    I'm tempted to scratch, but don't want to get caught.
    I'm way too lazy to walk to the bathroom.
    And I'm considering rubbing my ass back and forth in my chair in hopes it solves the problem.

    Should I be a man and just scratch?
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Just dig down in there and scratch it, unless your office has big brother watching you. The security/tech guys might want to know what the hell you are doing if you have cameras.
  3. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Unless you're digging into the crack of your ass, just scratch it.
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Even then, I think you can go for it as long as no one else ever uses your keyboard and no one can see you. Though you may want to wash your hands at some point during the night.
  5. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Wow, now that's comedy ;D
  6. The Duke

    The Duke Member

    You have me worried about 'big brother' watching over now.
    Last thing I want is to end up on some IT's screen saver with my finger in my ass.

    But, to solve the problem, I thought about baseball and I wasn't itchy anymore.
  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Get up and go to the can, man.
  8. the_rookie

    the_rookie Member

    You could always drop the soap your pen
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Heck, shoving your finger up your ass means you'd be more productive than anyone working in the IT department. If they use the picture as a screen saver, it means they're either jealous or in awe of your talent and initiative.
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    This is on the SAT in the South.
  11. lono

    lono Active Member

    Dude, if you need to ask us if you should scratch your own ass, you need to grow a set. In a hurry.

    Why not call mom and ask her?
  12. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    "Only the working class gets itchy asses. You never see the Queen of England scratching her ass."
    Billy Connolly
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