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So......the Jr. Chef turns 9 on Feb. 15........

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    ........and what does he want for his birthday?

    Cash- no thanks

    I-Pod- nah, already got one

    OK, there wiseguy........what would you like for your birthday?


    He'll be 9.

    I got my first cellphone at 24.

    His response was the cutest though......"But dad.........what if there's a robber coming into the house........I can't go into the kitchen and get the house phone because he'll see me......I can use my cellphone from my room."

    He then gets on to alltel.com, and proceeds to show me which one he wants.......to his credit, he picked out some $49.00 phone, not some $600 cellular monstrosity.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "But Daddy I like all my toes."
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Give him a wedgie. My brother still gets them on his birthdays.

    We don't talk much anymore.
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    So long as it's not a Do-It-Yourself-Tattoo-Kit, I say go for it.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    better a cell phone than a six pack and a knife
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The six pack-knife toe amputation kit is more of a 13th birthday present. Jews have bar mitzvahs, Chef's family lops off appendages.

    You could always take him to Chuck E. Cheese.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.

    Kiss my ass.

    Fuck you too.

    Well then.........isn't that better?
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's the last time I offer a sincere suggestion.
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's great, but who are the Chefs?
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    What about a nice cocktail of peroxide, witch hazel and rubbing alcohol?
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The six pack-knife would be safer than CEC..
  12. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    If you can set some ground rules as to how and when it'll be used, I don't see a problem.

    ...And as long as he doesn't end up doing this...

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