So some slut is pissed at me ...

Why is it I find the most disturbing part of this story is that after a night of drinking you got in your car and drove home . . .

 

Nice touch. I'm sure she appreciated that.

On the other hand, she got laid and you didn't.

 

I'd say just forget about.

And try to think of a line better than, "Oops! I'm looking for my brother." the next ime you walk in on someone doing the big nasty.

 

I probably would have said, "what brother? I don't have one," and left it at that when she leveled her first accusation.

No need for some skank you may never see again to get under your skin.

 

This thread, once some folks jump in, will not end well.

 

Thought that at first, too. But it is plausible the our boy BP was fine by the time he reaches the wheel.

Let's examine the story again. The initial accusation happened around 4 a.m., when she was in a towel. He had to wait for his buddy to come down stairs, then had to wait for the girl to change (unless she rode back to the house in her towel, but a detail like that certainly would have made its way into the story), and then they rode back to the buddies house. Then you add in the time for BP and the crazy towel chick yelling at each other in the street over the actions of his imaginary, perverted brother, and I'm guessing it was at least 5:30 a.m. before he gets behind the wheel.

If the bar closes at 1 p.m., that's a good 4 1/2 hours later. Plus he watched Grandma's Boy, which is capable of killing any buzz.

By the way, BP, your brother is a dirty prick. Surprised Goose didn't kick his ass. Stupid, perverted, imaginary brother.

 

So blotto girl thinks someone who looks like you was watching her getting boned.

Man, if this happened to me, I'd be damned if I'd be detailing it on a message board.

 

Except that his post is logged in at 4:31 a.m.
Don't know what time zone he is in though ...

 

The first page of your novel's great! Let me know when it's available on amazon.

 

And it is highly recommended to at least be drinking while watching Grandma's Boy, I've never watched it sober anyway.

 

That is a good point. I missed the log in time.

 

Ouch.

Game, set, match, lono.