So, my toilet is clogged ...

Fine. Be like that. I'm just going to enjoy my Pizza Hut and soda.

 

Now the thread really has gone to crap.

 

Just wait til what it turns into half an hour after Mikey's dinner.

 

No thanks. With any luck, this thread will be flushed at that point.

 

No, I think it's already clogged.

 

Does anyone know how to unclog a toilet?

 

No. Stop asking.

 

Does anyone know how to unclog a thread?

 

A swirly usually works.

 

I clogged one at a friends' house and damned if they did not have a plunger. Who on earth doesn't have a plunger?

So, I went out and bought them one. Right then.

 

My buddy took a deuce at one of our friend's houses and it was so big it stuck in the toilet hole and wouldn't flush. It also stuck out of the water.
There was no plunger in the bathroom - I think because it was the secondary bathroom in the laundry room - so he found a coat hanger and tried jabbing at it awhile to see if he could break it up.

He was unsuccesful. He called me in for advice, I had none and we just left.

Apparently, our buddy's parents didn't find it for a couple of days and they weren't happy.

Oh, and clever, you could just go outside. I've done that many, many times. Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you.

 

Holy fuck!
We're on page three of this thread because some fucking moron doesn't know how to unclog a toilet?
How do you fucking douchebags survive in this world?