So, my toilet is clogged ...

Aside from plunging, is there anything else I can do? I've never had to deal with this problem before.

And I apologize for starting a thread whose sole purpose isn't to inspire 10 to 15 pages of one-liners. I'll try harder next time.

 

Go outside and get a stick out of your yard. Try to cram it down.

 

Man up, reach down and yank it out. Or go buy a $10 rooter at the hardware store.

 

Does it smell of egg farts?

 

No, I'm sure it smells of clever farts.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

 

I just gave it a vigorous plunging. It was oddly gratifying.

 

That's awesome crossthreading.

 

There's some serious high duty drain clearances available.

It's like Drano X 100.

You just wanna stand back in case there's an explosion.

You can also buy a "snake", a flexible piece of steel tubing that you can cram down into the drain pipe.

 

Or so you've heard.

 

The proportions are about right.

 

I love that we can talk about these things at SportsJournalists.com.

 

You just wasted a good shit.

You gotta save the toilet cloggers for your friend's houses. That's when you load up on the beef and cabbage 6 hours beforehand.

That's what friends are for, right?