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So, my toilet is clogged ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Aside from plunging, is there anything else I can do? I've never had to deal with this problem before.

    And I apologize for starting a thread whose sole purpose isn't to inspire 10 to 15 pages of one-liners. I'll try harder next time.
  2. mltru2tx

    mltru2tx Member

    Go outside and get a stick out of your yard. Try to cram it down.
  3. kleeda

    kleeda Active Member

    Man up, reach down and yank it out. Or go buy a $10 rooter at the hardware store.
  4. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    Does it smell of egg farts?
  5. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    No, I'm sure it smells of clever farts.

    Sorry, couldn't help it.
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I just gave it a vigorous plunging. It was oddly gratifying.
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    That's awesome crossthreading.
  8. JR

    JR Active Member

    There's some serious high duty drain clearances available.

    It's like Drano X 100.

    You just wanna stand back in case there's an explosion. :)

    You can also buy a "snake", a flexible piece of steel tubing that you can cram down into the drain pipe.
  9. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    Or so you've heard. ;)
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The proportions are about right.
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I love that we can talk about these things at SportsJournalists.com.
  12. GoochMan

    GoochMan Active Member

    You just wasted a good shit.

    You gotta save the toilet cloggers for your friend's houses. That's when you load up on the beef and cabbage 6 hours beforehand.

    That's what friends are for, right?
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