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So I'm sitting in an airport in middle America ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    ... entertain me, dammit!

    I lied. Last night I said I'd have just one last post before heading into the great lights of Las Vegas. Now, our flight is delayed (just 45 minutes, but delayed nonetheless) and Mrs. CI and I are sitting here looking to be entertained by the crazy folks of SportsJournalists.com.

    Murphy's at home crying in his kennel, so keep him in your thoughts and also us.

    Start your hard drives!
  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Just sayin, she could be anywhere....

  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Things to entertain yourself:

    Count up all the women over 200 lbs

    Find the people who over thought their Plane outfit.

    Look for Peter King.
  4. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    shudder ...
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Well, as I read this a weird, balding man told us that "the part they ordered for the flight had not arrived yet" and they are unsure how long until we depart.

    Good times. Viva, Las Vegas, indeed.
  6. Seabasket

    Seabasket Active Member

    Just hope there are no snakes on the motherfucking plane.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member


    Seriously...can you switch to another flight? Take a car to another airport?  Can you find out for us, what kind of part?  Are we talking about the toilet paper holder, or, say, the left engine?
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Another airport? We're talking central Illinois here ... not some metropolis. I don't think the planes even have engines; the pilot has a huge rubberband that he has to wind around the propeller. Yeah, that's it. They need to replace the rubber band.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Holy mother of God, she's horrible lookin'.

    Looks like Dudley Moore in drag.
  10. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    That's not Dudley Moore? Damn I need new glasses
  11. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Is that Liz Taylor or Liza Minelli? I can't tell.
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    You mean there's a difference?

    Here, this will help. If you see any of these people, please move immediately to the nearest exit.

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