SNL 11/13

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The drunk-driving percentages in CT are miniscule, compared to the vehicular disaster that is Little Rhody. Bostonians are better drivers -- they need to be, in order to survive.

 

Oh, and the capper: CT is where Maury and Jerry tape! Win!

 

Caught last night's SNL from Denzel on out. Jay Pharoah is owning the impersonations ... loved the Kanye-GWB exchange on Weekend Update.

And any time Scarlett Johansson is on, the Marble Columns/Chandeliers/Ceramic Busts has to be dusted off. "This one ... and that one ..."

 

SNL was painfully unfunny last night, but Scarlett is always fun to look at.

And leave Connecticut alone! Bristol is not even in the top 20 for most god-forsaken places in that state. Take Stamford. Please.

 

Love ScarJo, hate SNL, except for Pharoah.

 

Take the entire southwest corner of Connecticut, please. I-95 from the Q bridge in New Haven down to Greenwich and beyond is a big bag of suck. I avoid that as much as possible.

Sincerely,
Eastern Connecticut born and raised, and loving every minute of it.

 

The biggest problem with the show is Weekend Update. It used to be a high point, now it's just blah. And the fact that they did a joke on Cindy McCain's opposition to DADT, when she retracted it Friday is kind of sad.
Still the show surprises me at times. The digital short was funny (especially the captions), the young actress thing at the end was funny and some of the new castmembers are nice additions.
And yet some skits, like the opener scream FFwd.

 

Did John McCain threaten to publicly call his wife a see you next Tuesday again if she didn't retract?
Not a fan of Scarlett as an SNL host - much prefer Anne Hathaway or Natalie Portman in the 20something actress category. Thank God the NATO conference in Lisbon this coming weekend forced Arcade Fire to cancel the first show of their European tour so they could do SNL.

 

Hathaway is on next week. She's not Scarlett, but she's still smoking hot, especially since she's put back on the weight she lost for Rachel Getting Married.

 

Obviously he has never been to Central Falls

 

At least Central Falls is so small that Olbermann, given his inability to drive, could walk out of it from anywhere in less than five minutes.

 

I found a picture of terrier's wife.