SNL 11/13

Just wanted to get the jump on things by saying this opening sketch is both interminably long and unfunny.

 

Sounds like the last 15 years of SNL.

 

The parody of the commercial for the train movie was funny.

The new guy who was doing Denzel pretty much nailed it.

 

This is the first ep I've seen this season, and I didn't really look up at the TV during the Denzel one. Is this dude doing Kanye the same one who did Denzel? Because he's good at Kanye.

 

Rhode Island is Connecticut's foreskin? Wrong, Seth Myers. Connecticut is our bitch.

 

The dude's a master. His name' Jay Pharoah, and he's done Will Smith, Denzel, Kanye, Eddie Murphy, and more. He's also got an awesome Obama impression, but they still use Fred Armisen's weakass work.

 

As an ex-Connecticutian, the only thing you have over CT is Chipotle.

However, you also have schieza.


CT wins.

 

I've lived in Connecticut, and can tell you from personal experience that when Olbermann called Bristol the most God-forsaken city on earth, he was right on.

 

Well you didn't say RI was better than Bristol. You said it was better than the whole state.

 

Overall, pretty decent show. Any show with Manuel Ortiz in it is a winner.

 

Future Mrs. T. the first time she came to visit me in Connecicut? "Has anybody in this state ever had an original thought?" It's like one giant, particularly soulless suburb..dead shopping malls like mountains beyond mountains, and there's no end in sight...

 

Connecticut: The state that supports gay marriage but cuts off the sale of beer in stores at 8:30 p.m.