Snipped!

I couldn't handle the eye stuff either. By far the most sensitive things on my body are my eyes and my, um, you know.

I can take a shot no problem. But hell, I was knocked out the other day for a tooth extraction. I can't imagine being awake while they give me a shot down there.

 

It won't be W-B, if he doesn't listen to his wife.

 

Might be time to change your side sig text to Domestic GODDESS, big guy.

 

Easy with the name calling.

It's not the pain that's scary. It's just the where and the what.

 

What if it were a hot chick doing it? Would that help?

 

Which reminds me, by the way, you'll want to go back for the follow up to make sure that indeed your sperm is dead. You'll want to know for the piece of mind, if nothing else.

 

Between that and the general snip snip talk, I may never leave the cringe position.

 

Jesus?

 

I don't have a lot of sympathy on this one.

I had a life-threatening complication with my first pregnancy, induced labor a month early, all sorts of not-so-fun stuff.

The procedure was described pretty accurately here. It's nothing compared to giving birth.

Besides, it will give you a worthy excuse to drink beer all weekend.

 

We had this discussion on this very board four years ago.

Ask for the no-scalpel method. I was in the office for 30 minutes tops including the paperwork, shaving and awkward moments with the nurse while we waited for doc to enter the room while my nads were exposed. There was no pain, nothing more than a small poke to get the tube out and then snip, tie, tie and it was over.

By far the most uncomfortable part was the itchy sack caused by the shave.

 

I don't even want to know if you've known a man who had to put frozen peas on his junk for a weekend to recover from a toothy blow.

 

You should've shaved them before hand.

It makes everything bigger! </orgasmo>