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Sneaking into the movies

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JackReacher, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Here's a way to save some more money: Tell your date to say she's 12!

    You are SO in tonight. Women love cheap guys.
     
  2. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Yeah. I got that the first time you said it.
     
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Phew! That will save you from becoming a holding cell pinata.
     
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  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Sonner's not cheap. He's a bad boy. He's giving his wife the thrill of breaking the law without putting her in any serious danger. To see scary movies!

    Next up, a roller coaster. Then heavy petting.
     
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Just offering even more suggestions to spice up the ol' evening.
    One other teen-age hijinks thing that probably won't work. The popcorn box in the lap trick. They use buckets and not those folding boxes. Drat!

    Many movie theaters also offer some version of a happy meal - coke, lollipop or something, other treat - at a discount.
     
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He's married. What does he care? Not like he's getting any action after seeing Saw VI anyway.
     
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  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I thought about doing it before, but there never two movies out I want to see. Not even for free.
     
  8. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Your concern is noted, Moddy.
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Living where you live, Sonner, get as much cheap stuff as you can get! Forget the haters! [/shockey]
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Fixed.
     
  11. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Some do. More like plastic rain wear though.
     
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Don't forget to pull this little dandy...

     
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